Charles

GreenAndPinkGF — Charles and his Girlfriend.

Charles is a Greenshirt character who is known for constantly insulting his girlfriend. Despite his obvious hatred for his partner, he still dates her. A very distinguishable quality between the two is Charles' head shape.

Characteristics[]

Charles relationship — Charles and his usual behavior towards his girlfriend

Charles is often depicted as behaving meanly towards his girlfriend, insulting her appearance and cheating on her. Sometimes he makes no effort to hide his infidelity. In comic Charles one, it is revealed that he does not even know her name. Often he does not even acknowledge her existence, and when she speaks, he thinks that the nearest inanimate object to him is speaking. He is also willing to trade her for a Gameboy.

Appearances[]

2005 comics[]

Breakup[]

2005.02.01

Charles is sitting on a bench with his girfriend. Charles' girlfriend then says that she thinks he never notices her, and that they should break up. Charles leaps up off the bench in shock, thinking that it was the bench that said that.

Breakup 2[]

2005.08.18

Charles is on the phone with his girlfriend. His girlfriend says that she thinks they should break up, as she feels like he can't grasp basic concepts. Charles throws his phone onto the floor in shock, thinking that his girlfriend is inside the phone.

GameBoy[]

2005.08.26

Charles' girlfriend asks him if he values their relationship. Charles notices Yellowshirt playing with a Game Boy. Charles trades his girlfriend in exchange for the Game Boy.

Abuse[]

2005.09.19

Charles notices that his girlfriend is severely injured. Charles asked if she got mugged, and she tells him that he did it when he was drunk. Charles says she had him worried there for a second.

Knife[]

2005.11.13

Charles' girlfriend tells Charles that he had no right to stab her father in the face, and tells him that people have the right to express themselves without violent intervention. Charles then stabs his girlfriend in the face.

2006 comics[]

Dartboard[]

Charles is sad because someone stole his dartboard. His girlfriend comforts him and says that he has her, and he'll always have her. Charles throws a dart at her face, and says that it's just not the same.

What you love[]

Charles' girlfriend asks Charles what he loves about her. Charles says he loves how "you're always there for me" and "the way you taste on my lips", but then says "as you go deep between my teeth, killing bacteria, which cause bad breath and the gum disease gingivitis". Charles' girlfriend tells him that he's thinking of Listerine.

Wall[]

2006.06.28

Charles' girfriend says that she wants to help him, but he never talks to her or even tells her whats wrong, and sometimes she feels as if he is building a brick wall around himself. Charles then says that he is building a wall made from sound resistant foam around her. He then says "that should help you shut the hell up".

New look[]

2006.09.28

Charles' girlfriend asks him what he thinks of her new look. Charles says he thinks it looks "trashy", upsetting her. He then says he thinks it looks "recycled".

Door in the face[]

2006.12.02

Charles' girlfriend is annoyed with Charles because he slammed the door on her and now her nose is bleeding. Charles says that he was holding the door open for her, but she just didn't go through fast enough. He then points out that she doesn't even have a nose.

2007 comics[]

Toilet[]

2007.01.12

Charles' girlfriend opens the toilet door and sees that the toilet lid is down. She says that is the first considerate thing he has done. She opens the lid and screams, and Charles says that his bees kept escaping, implying that he keeps bees in the toilet.

Bleeding[]

2007.04.03

Charles apologises for being mean, and says "it's just that time of the month" for him. Charles' girlfriend says that just happens to girls. Charles looks down, and tells her to call the doctor while he gets a cork.

eye boobs[]

2007.04.07

Charles' girlfriend sees Charles drawing something, and asks what it is. He tells her that he is drawing a map. Charles' girlfriend thinks the map looks like eyes, and thinks that he is saying that he gets lost in her eyes. Charles then says that he is not very good at drawing women's chests.

Love[]

2007.07.02

Charles asks his girlfriend if she farted. She says that he put eggs in the pantry. Charles says that he almost didn't love her anymore for a second there.

Vaginoplasty[]

2007.07.24

Charles' girlfriend asks him how she can make him love her. Charles suggests laser vaginoplasty. Charles girlfriend questions the idea of getting laser surgery on her vagina, and Charles tells her that lasers and vaginas happen to be two of his favourite things.

B*tches be crazy[]

Charles' girlfriend says that her sister quit her job, and says that she can be stupid sometimes. Charles says "b*tches be crazy". Eventually he realises that he has been offensive, but he uses the word "b*tch" again on his own girlfriend

Charles the boyfriend[]

Charles' girlfriend asks him if he considers himself her boyfriend. Charles says no. Charles' girlfriend is suprised. Charles asks his girlfriend is she considers herself as his boyfriend. Charles' girlfriend says that does not make sense. Charles calls her a hypocrite.

2008 comics[]

Charles girls[]

2008.05.22

Charles' girlfriend says that she get out to go with some girlfriends and Charles says that he too, he get out first, leaving his girlfriend sad.

Can't live without you[]

2008.07.13

Charles says to his girlfriend that he can't survive without her, making her believe it's because he love her, but Charles denies it and reveals that it's because she's his organ donor and he stabs her.

Everest[]

Charles says another girl and his girlfriend asks his why he stares them and Charles asks her why "They " climb mount Everest. Charles' girlfriend doesn't understand the Charles' analogy but he answers that not an analogy, he were just trying to change the subject.

Legs[]

2008.10.24

Charles' girfriend asks his if his legs getting fatter and Charles aswers that she has "the slenderest legs" he has seen, making her happy. But Charles adds that his girlfriend's huge ass could be throwing off his frame of reference.

Charles tape[]

2008.11.03

Charles' girlfriend asks him to fix a leak, but Charles aswers that he isn't plumber and he doesn't even know how. His girlfrind asks if he at least doesn't use duct tape, Charles decides to take a chance, and uses the duct tape not to plug the leak but her girlfriend's mouth.

puddle[]

Charles and her girlfriend are walking and they find a puddle. Charles puts his coat in the puddle for his girlfriend to go through and after he does, wraps her in his dirty coat.

2009 comics[]

Charles sister[]

Charles confesses to his girlfriend that he has been sleeping with her sister, but she's confused because she doesn't have any sister. Charles realizes that he has been sleeping with his own girlfriend after all and he's horrified.

Charles brain[]

Charles's girlfriend is sad because she thinks that your breasts are small, but Charles reassures her that "brains are all that matter" to him. However, a woman with a big brain appears and Charles leaves his girlfriend.

2010 comics[]

Charles poster[]

2010.01.18

Charles and his girlfriend see an ad poster with a woman working out bodybuilding and he says that he wishes her that thin. His girlfriend answers that she's thin, but Charles says that he's mean Poster, not his girlfriend.

Charles one[]

Charles and his girlfriend are watching the sunset and Charles's girlfriend confesses that she thinks he's "one in a million" and Charles aswers that he thinks she's "one in two" meaning she's a female. His girlfriend asks his if he knows your name and Charles proudly denies.

Charles grandparents[]

Charles' girlfriend asks his if he wants to join his grandparents, but he aswers that he'd rather join his grandparents. charles' girlfriends thinks it's weird, because she thinks Charles' grandparents are dead and he confirms.

Charles strip club[]

Charles' girlfriend reveals that $800 was charged to strip club by Charles' credit card and he aswers that he was got jacked, since "they tend to charge extra for that".

Charles cologne[]

Charles' girlfriend notices he smells nice and Charles answers that's his cologne and he usually wears when he's out "with a beautiful woman". However Charles reveals that he only put it on tonight because he hasn't showered in a few days.

2011 comics[]

Charles Tiger Woods[]

Charles'girlfriend is crying because he cheated on her and asked how he could. Charles admits he couldn't help it because he has "that thing Tiger Woods has". His girlfriend asks if he has sex addiction, but Charles aswers that he has "a huge black d*ck".

Charles outta town[]

Charles asks his girlfriend if she wants "get out of town this weekend" and she aswers that she'd love. Charles' happy with your answer, because he wants needs his girlfriend's house to throw "a party for some stray dogs".

2012 comics[]

Charles relationship[]

Charles says to his girlfriend that he wants to take your relationship to the next level. She's happy, but then changes to sadness when he says he wants to "next level down". His Girlfriend asks if he wants just be friend, but he's sorry because he made a mistake and he aswers no one but "two levels down".

Charles body[]

Charles' girlfriend says that she wishs a a sexier body. Charles replies that he loves "women of all shapes and sizes", but his girlfriend asks confused if it's "in general or currently". But Charles gets out, because he remembers that he had "to be somewhere".

Charles threesome[]

Charles says to his girlfriend that he wants to have a threesome. His girlfriend asks who and he answers with "two girls from supermarket". He asks if she wants or not, but instead she cries.

Charles tree[]

Charles' girlfriend is crying for believing that Charles called her ugly when she fell off an ugly tree. Charles tries to apologize that he didn't want to call her ugly, but extremely clumsy, but only making her cry even more.

2013 comics[]

Charles role play[]

Charles invites his girlfriend to try role playing and she accepts. Charles says he will role play himself while Sophie will roleplay his girlfriend, who's confused. Charles replies that "Sophie's career really needs this".

Charles sexiest part[]

Charles and his girlfriend taking a walk when Charles comments that he thinks the brain the "sexiest part of a woman's body", it making your girlfriend happy. However Charles adds that it's even better if " it decides to make her naked".

2018 comics[]

Charles romantic[]

Charles returns in Rob's later style. He and his girlfriend enter a building with a sign "Romantic Gateways". They approach the counter, and Charles makes a gesture to order something. Girlfriend sees a plane fly away and has a disappointed look on her face. Charles is on a beach "I got away!"

2021 comics[]

Charles dating[]

Charles prepares to a "hot date", but her girlfriend stops him saying they're married. Charles says he thought that they was "just friends with tax benefits".