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James Bartholomew Pretzel Nugget
James Bartholomew Pretzel Nugget
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First Appearance

Cyanide and Happiness short: Seriously

Status

Alive

Allies

Blueshirt's wife (lover), Judge (possibly), Waitress (possibly), funeral attenders (possibly), Old man (possibly)

Enemies

Blueshirt

Gender

Male

Times dead

1 (revived)

(Apologies for no picture of this character)

James Bartholomew Pretzel Nugget is an orange shirted male and the main antagonist of the short "Seriously". He first appears where he steals Blueshirt's parking space outside the restaurant AppleWasps, and then steals his and his wife's restaurant reservation because they were 17 seconds late. The following day, he's found having sex with Blueshirt's wife, and later the judge declares that half of Blueshirt's assets go to his wife and the rest to James. When Blueshirt attempts to commit suicide through hanging, James instead takes his spot and hangs himself.

At James' funeral, unbeknownst to everyone that he's not in the coffin, Blueshirt arrives to hurriedly jump into the grave plot to get ahead of James and be crushed by coffin as it's being lowered. James then appears in Blueshirt's car as a corpse only to be brought back to life. 

AppearancesEdit

James wears a orange shirt and he is show to be smiling all the time.